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08.06.2025 12:42

Unacceptable again!
So they tried
Just Forget it!
If women aren't shallow, why do most tall, good-looking men have girlfriends?
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Another attempt resulted in ...
Next, they tried...
What are rare earth minerals, and why are they central to Trump’s trade war? - CNN
Then came..
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Catatonics & High Colonics
Has any man licked his wife's vagina while another man had sex with her?
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Americans Are Growing Less Interested in Buying Electric Vehicles, Study Says - Road & Track
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Minds and Behinds
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Nuts and Butts
So, the docs changed it to read
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Do narcissists love their children?
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Everyone loved it.
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
What one thing makes someone a very mature person?
Thumbs down again.
No way
Still no good
What are some good inspirational movies?
No, not a chance
Hysterias & Posteriors
They put up a sign reading
Is it legal for an employer to ask why you are taking time off from work?
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
share office space ...
No go.
Still no good.
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Freaks and Cheeks
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Loons and Moons